10 ways You know you are a Constitutional conservative.

1. You stock up on bullets and not Birth Control





2.You work Hard more than you Party hard




3. You have Extra Money you invest it instead of spending it










4. You Immediately think Libertarian when someone says the lesser of two evils.


5. someone ask you if you have spare change and your response is "that is none of your business"









6. You see hunting and fishing as training for the economic collapse


7. You blame yourself instead of others if you fail

8. Your teach your kids how to shoot before you teach them about sex

9. You know what sex you are and you do not dwell on it

10. Human Life is 
more important to you than some tree