Some how Keira Knightly going topless is going to make me stop using Photoshop some how Keira Knightley's boobs are going to make me throw out my photoshop program. You know if Keira was an old man running around naked telling everyone that Photoshop was evil we would call that person Senile or crazy. Am I the only who thinks that getting naked for a cause does not help that cause out? Keira Knightley maybe needs to check her sanity out did she not star in a movie that included a tons of CGI effects or in fact a series of Box Office hits that was pretty much a CGI Movie? The same Keira Knightley is telling everyone not to use Photoshop but will use makeup and other beauty enhancements as well in a movie that is a fictional story, seriously grow up. There is another delusional Celebrity flopping her boobs around and that celebrity is unfunny comedian Chelsea Handler who can't get a laugh but if there is a liberal cause she is the first to unlatch her bra. Why? You might ask because I guess her boobs have magical powers. We must not forget PETA who has had several Celebrities bare it all as pieces of meat but if Hustler does the same thing it is considered degrading to women or objectifying them. Name one time or give me one testimony where one person has come over to the dark side of Social Justice by seeing a Pair of breasts or even Floppy wieners for that Matter. When has One person said "I was going to eat Meat but then I saw Pamela Anderson's Photo Shopped body I changed my mind" when I see Pamela Anderson I think do not marry Kid Rock or Tommy Lee Jones. Why is there not an ad For that?
This is been a long history of Stupidity where we have had to see John Lennon and his entire family naked for peace. It may cause awareness but it does not really change anyone's mind. Violence is another way to create awareness but it be stupid to shoot someone for a cause however you can terrorize innocent business owners to raise awareness for Police brutality. Celebrities are told that violence never solves anything even though Hitler's dead corpse would tell you otherwise. The only thing celebrities can do is go to what they do best I guess which is stripping so why not for a cause then instead of just for money? The truth is violence has stopped evil Tyrants, stopped evil Clerics and Punished Murderers and also Dangerous Animals that might cause harm to children so Yay Violence! However Naked Celebrities have stopped well just about nothing and may have just caused more people to say "How much Attention do you really need?"
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Monday, December 1, 2014
Photoshop and Other dumb things Stupid people get naked For
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Monday, November 17, 2014
Republicans Want in My Vagina and other Democratic Fear Tactics
Jon Stewart on his Comedic News Show Daily show made strong Accusations against the
Republican candidates in desperate hopes in trying to prevent the inevitable at the time. Jon
Stewart and many liberals were about to witness the Senate to be handed over to the
Republicans so in desperate attempt to try to convince democrats not to vote for Republican made a laughable assumption that Republicans ran on fear tactics to get elected and used Ebola and ISIS as the terror. It is funny because I know why every Republican and Democrat and INdependent Voted for Republicans because they were voting Against Obama and the Elected Democrats.I will really talk about who has Instilled more fear than Republicans that would be Democrats.
No one Has Health care Insurance If You vote Republican

insurance coverage even though in the three times I was involved with medical hospitals I
paid many of the large bills by small payments monthly. I called the Hospital and Told them I
could not afford it they said that is okay you can pay by payments and I walked to the hospital
and I paid my bill with money from my wallet and the last time I got a big bill I was offered by a
Christian ministry to help pay for my bills oh but those Christians are evil.
The Earth Will Burn Up If You Vote Republican

Non Scientist like Al Gore and even if there is real damage to the Earth how in the world do
you plan to fix it because putting harmful regulations on local Coal plants is not helping and
please stop telling me we are going to burn up when at the time I am writing this I am freezing
my butt off. Al Gore is not a Scientist He Has Big “Green” Investments While he Lives In a
MAnsion and Drives a SUV.
War On Women in America

can, we also have Democrats wanting to pass more redundant laws while we know that there
is a sex discrimination law. The democrats want to pass another one If I had actual evidence I
could go along with you. I challenge any of you go to your LOcal Walmart and ask Women
and Men who do the same job and Same Seniority if they are paid around the same you know
they will say yes. I want one example where A coffee grinder at Starbucks that is a woman
who put in the same time as a man is making less money that her male counterpart you might find in some cases the woman might make more money. Again Fear Tactics from the Democrats and Liberals!!
Minorities Will never ever get to vote again If You Vote Republican!!

racist and will suppress voting However I must give my life history to apply for Obamacare. For some Reasons these liberals never complain about Photo Identification for Drawing Unemployment, Drawing Welfare,Drawing Food Stamps, or Driving a car, renting a House or Owning A house or To get A LOan, or To get a Job, or to buy Alcohol Or Cigarettes and you have to have a photo ID to obtains these things I have just previously mentioned. You're telling Me that Minorities Never Drink or Smoke or Drive and
therefore cannot vote. I would love to meet these Jobless, Homeless Non Welfare Drawing UnInsured, Non Unemployment Drawing Individuals who never Smoke or Drink or Drive that do not have Photo ID and we know they are not kids because guess what you have to have A Photo ID to go to School !It was Democrats who Pointed that Electronic voting Machines were owned by Families that were from relatives of Bush and Romney so thank you Democrats for making it a lot harder to cheat in this election you have no one to blame but yourself.

wants to put Minorities back in Chains especially when the group has Minorities in it, or How Liberal Huffington Post said that when the Hobby Lobby Decision was made that America would bring back Stoning! Fear Mongering that is what the Democrats is filled with it is Fear mongering because if they relied on facts they would not have voters. If they can not Paint Conservatives as the KKK,NAzis, wanting to sneak in your Vagina even through An ultrasound is much less painful than a An Abortion is somehow invading a woman's right What about The 20 Week old baby's right? If they cannot scare the average Kim Kardashian KAnye West Fan to vote they lose unless they can hurry up make them Illegals Legal. I have seen some of the silliest Phobias conceived by Huffington Post and the Salon and it looks LIke CNN is on the bandwagon for More Libertarian views that Fox has taken. Why because people are tired of the Fear mongering and just want Liberty. They Want More freedom for small Businesses and for families with
School choices. When you Democrats start giving us choices instead of regulations then we will
go back to voting for you. I do not vote for fear I vote on what is best for this nation.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Bill Maher I feel your pain


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Monday, October 20, 2014
10 Contradictions from Liberals that Make conservative Say "WTH?"
2. This Picture of the Vagina is art and empowerment EEEK A PENUS!!! Oppression Oppression!
3. Why don't You understand That we cannot control our Sexuality? Do I want to Have sex? No, Because I do not want to thats why
4. I do not Believe in God Because I cannot Observe God I believe in evolution No I never saw anything Evolved it takes Billion years How could I observe That?
5. The only way we can solve the National Debt is to raise the debt Ceiling
6.My boss should not be involved with my birth control and he should pay for all of my birth Control
7.American Civil Government is overpaid and incompetent and should be in charge of my health care
8. Corporate banks are evil and if we get rid of the Federal reserve we will have an Economic collapse on our hand.
9. The Death Penalty for convicted Criminals is cruel and barbaric and not Justice and if we get rid of Abortion we are violating a woman's right
10. Obamacare is the law of the land it is ridiculous to to try to change it however the 2nd amendment is outdated and should be changed
11. There are too many Loopholes in our tax system which create greedy corporations and we should never abolish the INcome tax because it will create more poor
Friday, October 10, 2014
Biffburroughs Illegal Immigration Two Step Program Oppression Agenda Day 5
Hey illegal Immigrant yes thats right I am Talking to you! Are you tired not getting Health Care? Are your Values not being respected because you are not in your own country? Well with my two step program it is really simple turn around and go back to your country. Thats right a program I learned for myself many years ago by watching other countries. You turn around step 1 and then you go back to your country step 2 it's that simple! Don't like our pork products in the pantry turn around and go back to your country.
Don't like our American Values and American Flag Turn around and go back to your country. It's that simple. There are plenty of satisfied customers In fact we have translated the two step program in other languages such as German,Chinese,Japanese,Mexican,Argentinian our two step program is translated in Canada. To Receive the Biffburroughs Immigration two step program just send your email address to Biffburroughs and he will reply with a solution from his two step program don't forget to donate a gift of 9 or 10$ to Biffburroughs
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Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Do you remember when Comedians Were funny Because I am starting to forget
When I was younger I knew about and heard the name Steve Martin. It was something about Steve just made you laugh. The way he could tell a joke, although Steve worked with a politically influenced act like the Smother Brothers who at the time were considered a liberal group at one time but compared to today's Liberal these liberals would seem tame. They just wanted to live their own life not force their agenda on anyone but I digress. Steve martin saw that comedy needed to do something that comedy was not doing at the time make people laugh. The idea of comedy is just like music it is a product you sell just like anything else you have to sell the product. There are 4 million potential buyers in the NRA for instance Sarah Silverman had to learn the hard way she lost 4 million customers when she tried to attempt to mock the NRA and on top revealed to many Americans that she is not funny anymore she is now the great joke to other comedians . In fact no one wanted to watch her stupid video on Funny or Die instead they laughed harder watching the spoof of her attempt to make fun of a Noble organization .
Of course many people see probably comedians like Steve Martin who worked hard on making people laugh as sell outs but these comedians of this new generation are now sell outs of a different kind. If Robin Williams spent a long time at a paid show talking about Pepsi many of us would not watch it. We as Americans hate commercials, we might love Robin Williams but we are not going to pay to watch him endorse Pepsi we get to see him endorse Snickers on regular TV for free. It seems though these new comedians have sold out and are now endorsing a dangerously new product called more federal government. Zach Galifianakis
endorsing Obama Care is just shameful the poorly editing and scripted Obama telling young people to get health care on a Video no one watches like Zach Galifianakis snore fest Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is almost as a bad as the idea of I don't know maybe Hangover 2.
Then there was an Appearance on Saturday Night Live by a nobody who I don't know Lena Dunham who got on stage and literally did a skit about how wonderful Planned Parenthood is. I heard that it brought the House down with absolutely no laughter maybe she will be added to other guest that have been blacklisted from Lorne Michael s Saturday night live. Liberals are already funny as it is and bullying people is not funny, bullying is cruel and is not comedy this is mocking. It separates us more and I do not see your side at all when you mock my ideas it does not help your argument or your agenda. I do love doing it as well so seriously folks I have no problem with people mocking me they are protected by the 1st amendment but people are going have to take the jokes I throw at them. I really see a huge division in this country between People who are for big Federal Government and people who want Sanity in Civil Government.
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014
NRA Secret AGENDA Exposed by Biff Burroughs
8:00 am Get Dressed and Put On Clothes
9:00 am Help Protect The 2nd Amendment
10:00 am Wash Car
11:00 am Order New Duck Dynasty DVDS Or Blue Ray from Amazon
12:00 Pm Eat Lunch with Friends
1:00 Pm Get Hair Done
2:00 pm HELP PROTECT THE 2ND AMENDMENT
3:00 Pm Pick Up kids At School
3:30 Pm Drop Daughter and Son at Soccer Practice and Ballet
4:00 Pm Have Oil Changed On SUV
5:00 Pm HELP PROTECT THE 2 ND AMENDMENT
5:30 PM Pick Up Dinner At Chick Fil A
6:00 Pm Pick Up Son and Daughter at Ballet and Soccer Practice
6:30 PM Eat Dinner
7:00 PM Help Kids with Homework
8:00 Pm Have some time for Myself
9:00 Pm Put Kids to Bed
9:30 Pm try New Lingerie From Victoria Secret
10:00 Pm Husband Approves
11:00 Pm Dream about a Better GUN SAFE!
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